Tim Dowling: my wife’s gone to war with the tortoise. He’s winning



Three weeks ago, on a cold and damp morning, I met the tortoise as I was crossing the garden between my office shed and the kitchen. He was making a concerted effort to get indoors, but found himself stuck halfway up the step, rocking gently on the fulcrum of the brick’s edge.

from Pocket https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jun/01/tim-dowling-wife-war-with-tortoise
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